Sweet Little Baby Doll JT (SLBDJT)
Let’s start from the beginning…. I met SLBDJT about three years ago through a friend’s gf. My first real memory of SLBDJT consists of him waking me up at an ungodly hour (aka. prior to noon on a Saturday after a Friday full of libation consumption), after me telling him very nicely that I did not wake up that early on a Saturday he continued to pester me until I agree to ride down to times square with him via scooter and bicycle (there was a parade occurring this weekend so the road was blocked). I was not a fan of him at this juncture but after recovering from a hangover I found him to be quite loveable. SLBDJT is adorable, has awesome hair, and a giggle that makes me smile every time I hear it.
SLBDJT is known for uncontrollable flirting after the consumption of shots of any kind. If his flirtation is turned in your direction you have only a few quick seconds to react and withdraw yourself from the situation before he begins to “rabbit” you. If you escape quickly enough his attention will be turned to the next female in closest proximity. You have been warned. For the rabbit, SLBDJT I award you “Biggest Flirt”. Congrats!