The following is an actual conversation which took place between the Ten Key Ninja and I. It lasted for over 20 minutes, I don't know what else to say. At least I didn't post the 10 minute conversation about 'planking' that took place afterwards.
me: have you ever taped your thumbs to your hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur
Ten Key Ninja: i can't say that i have. have you? are you doing it right now?
me: no, that would be weird. i'm a professional Ten Key Ninja
Ten Key Ninja: that would be weird :) so am I, but i never know what you're doing over there
me: true
Ten Key Ninja: it wouldn't shock me if you were sitting there, trying to type without thumbs. i just tried to type without using my thumbs...that space bar is a real bitch. you have to concentrate much harder
me: how about you step outside of your comfort zone and see what its like to be a dinosaur
Ten Key Ninja: doesn't necessarily mean my thumbs are taped together.. just not using them
me: i bet you just take your thumbs for granted
Ten Key Ninja: maybe you should try to be a dinosaur too
me: who says i haven’t, just not at work
Ten Key Ninja: i have a hard time believing you've sat at home and changed the tv channels or drank your cocktails, pretending to not have thumbs
me: well believe it baby. the tv is easy. cocktail, only if you have a straw
Ten Key Ninja: how about texting?
me: why are you so curious
Ten Key Ninja: oh..just getting a feel for what it's like to be a dinosaur
me: try it yourself if you're so curious. experience life Ten Key Ninja
Ten Key Ninja: you're right...everyone should really experience life, as an extinct creature
Ten Key Ninja: which dinosaur would you be...i mean, if you had to pick one
me: hm, thats a thinker. maybe like a Bagaceratops. cause its name is funny, it has a horn, and its nice. its hard to tell though
Ten Key Ninja: yeah..i would probably a triceratops or a velociraptor
me: those are mean
Ten Key Ninja: well if i'm going to be a dinosaur, i need to live a little. try something new, like being mean/aggressive
me: wow, dinosaur me and you would not be friends
Ten Key Ninja: dinosaur you would need dinosaur me for protection
me: i'd be chilling, hippie like dinosaur, eating some tree and you'd be spitting in people’s faces and blinding them so you could eat them. note my vast knowledge of dinosaurs comes from Jurassic Park I and II
Ten Key Ninja: sounds like it
me: i'm not entirely confident, that being said, that what i know is accurate
Ten Key Ninja: my first choice of dinosaur would be the triceratops. it was always my favorite
since the land before time. her name was sara and she was nice
me: land before time. i guess that is a better movie to think of
Ten Key Ninja: that's usually how i think of dinos
me: i like to think of my dinosaurs with big angel wings, singing lead vocals for lynyrd skynyrd, with like an angel band...and i'm in the front row and i'm hammered drunk. thats how i usually think of them, well that, or Jurassic park
Ten Key Ninja: :) if dinosaurs sang lead vocals, they would have to have one of those headset microphones
me: of course, like Brittany Spears
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