I have this habit of writing down quotes in the notepad on my phone when things strike me as hilarious, typically when having cocktails. The best part about this is normally it isn't until days later when I go to enter my grocery list into the notepad that I stumble upon them. This past weekend the Intern visited and I found these two little gems hiding away to give me a chuckle and a reminder of good times with a good friend.
What taxi number do I call? - Intern
Don't call Erolls, they're racist.- A
Why?- Intern
I don't know Intern...because their hearts are full of hate. - A
No, I meant how do you know they're racist. - Intern
Help! There are 4 girls here and they're trying to take my clothes off. - Sweet D's Brother
I'm failing to see what the problem is here.....Tell him I'll come help.- SLBDJT
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lol i still want to know how you know they're racist
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