Thursday, February 4, 2010

A's Yearbook

In an effort to help you get to know the wonderful individuals that are daily players in my life and in this blog, I thought I would introduce you to them ‘yearbook’ style.
This one is in honor of a special day coming up....Happy Birthday KFBS! I hope it is the most wonderful of days filled with lots of "J's"!
Most Likely to Fall up the Stairs:
Kissy Faced Booty Shaker

I met the Kissy Faced Booty Shaker (KFBS) in a very different way than most of my friends…oddly enough I have Craigslist to thank for her presence in my life. Pause what you’re thinking so I can tell you that I found her in the Community section under people looking to play on a softball team. She played softball for the University of Phoenix Online in college and has been a wonderful addition to “I’d Hit That”.

At first it seemed she was just going to be just another softball teammate but I guess we fed her and gave her beer or something and she never left. Funny how strays do that ;) All joking aside the KFBS fit so well into my life it’s as if she has always been around, a kind of comfortable familiarity existed very quickly.

@ the KFBS's Birthday Wig Party, note the idiot in the background with the giant blond afro...yeah, that's the author of this fine blog

If I had to describe The KFBS in one word it would be not be graceful. I would say on average she probably falls or at the very least stumbles 4.7 times a week. Let’s put it this way, she makes me look like a ballerina. Oddly enough the only time she seems to have a great deal of coordination is when she is kissy face booty dancing (hence the name). For your lack of grace and the hilarity it brings I award you Kissy Faced Booty Shaker, “Most Likely To Fall Up The Stairs”. Congrats!

JJ working on his kissy faced booty shaking, the Kissy Faced Booty Shaker does not approve.

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