I'm very busy and important

First off my apologies for slacking here in blog word, but in true A fashion I have prepared a list of excuses to buy me time until I can actually get a post up.

1. I was drinking.
2. My BFF was in town.
3. Someone re-arranged all the keys on my keyboard.
4. I’ve been in Christmas shopping mode.
5. I was out of milk.
6. I tried to ship myself home for Christmas and I got lost in the mail.
7. I was drunk.
8. I was in nevernever land.
9. I was tanning my translucent skin.
10. Facebook consumes my life.
11. I was hungover.
12. Laundry.
13. I was shopping for an ugly Christmas vest.
14. I was doing a photoshoot with my cat.
15. I was moving furniture.
16. I was learning sign language. By the way, the sign for “honk honk” is not outstretched hands motioning as if you’re grabbing boobs.
17. I was doing volunteer work.
18. I was watching old episodes of Glee.
19. I was playing shuffleboard.
20. I was spinning my head right round, right round…like a record baby.