Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Confession. I've never eaten Nutella.

Chocolate-Hazelnut, seems like a dream team of peanut butter-jelly proportions but something about the name puts a hitch in my gitty-up. I can't move past it, which is a shame cause it sounds like candy you spread on bread.

Speaking of ill-named spreads I've never eaten, lets talk vegemite. Does anyone actually eat that shit? I'm 90% sure the only way vegemite stays on the market is by an endless domino effect of people saying "This is so disgusting, you have to try it. No, seriously spread some of this semi-edible dark brown shit paste on this piece of bread and I bet you can't help but puke."

Consequently, the domino effect word of mouth marketing campaign is so ingenious I will probably try vegemite long before I ever crack open a jar of nutella.


  1. Confession: I have never eaten Nutella either.

    I thought I was the only one. I was under the impression that everyone loves Nutella; it's comforting to know I'm not alone. The girls at work swear by it on their toast or even waffles in the morning, and those kids on the commercial look so happy eating it at the counter. I don't know what it is, but there is just something about it that keeps me at a distance.